I found a meadow made of crystal, and an underwater cavern, and a bizarre machine which replicated itself, and an abandoned mansion with thousands of half-lit rooms, and a stratified network of corridors, and a vast precipice from one I could see a cloud emanating shafts of light in the distance, and a creature who bled forever, and a fragrant vale in which moss and lichen grew, and a great, lead hill from which one could see the whole world. For a while I was happy to explore on my own. Soon, though, the urge came to tell. I told a thousand strangers I would take them there, and show them around. Some came, but were not impressed.